Simon - Satire writing

1. I think that gas prices in New Zealand are ridiculous, the gas prices are soon to be 3.00.

To the government

I love seeing those gas prices rising every time I drive past in the car. When I was young I used to fill the car up with $20 and get 10 to 11 liters but now its better $20 will get you 7 to 8 letters. Isn't  it great spending all your money on gas man I can't wait to grow up and buy gas with those gas prices maybe it will be higher. Sometimes it will be good to lower the gas prices but who wants to, I think that the gas prices are great.

In my opinion I think it’s great to increase gas prices that means that families that don't have that much money will struggle. Gas is something that everyone needs, but increasing the prices is just going to make everything better. Isn't it great seeing people struggle when buying gas I just say well done and good job. Don't you think working at a gas station is the best job? No never not like they get heaps of money from people buying gas.

Simon Percent

Little red ridding hood ( Real story )

Little Red Riding hood (the real story)
Once upon a time in a ordinary neighborhood there lived a girl named little Red. She likes to skip around and deliver milk to peoples houses. But one day her mother told her to deliver some milk to her grandmother. Little red got her school bag and walked out side. The day was fine there wasn't one single cloud in the sky. She smiled and started skipping.
 
Little red skipped through the city, up the mountains and rowed through the river. All little red had to do was go through the scary dark forest. She stopped her skipping and started to walk slowly through the forest. She looked left and right and started walking. The Forest was known for huge wild dark scary bear.

Little red walked slowly through the forest. She heard a loud scary loar. Little red started to run but the bear was right behind her. Ohh no the bear caught her and swallowed her without chewing. Luckily a hunter was near and heard the loud roar as well. He ran to the bear and shot it right in the stomach. Little red came sliding out of the stomach with slither all over her. Her milk was nicely left next to the tree but she gave the milk to the man who saved her life.

Pourqui Tales

Many years ago on a cold windy night the first witch to ever be seen was in her castle stirling the green yuck green witch spell to make her look beautiful again. She was a pail white color. With a boring life. She spent all day and all night working on that disgusting spell. All the witch had to do was put the final ingredients into the bright green spell. But wait she forgot the last ingredients! The last ingredients was witch powder and human feet.    

As the witch went down stairs she knocked over a vase witch cracked and spilt all over the ground. After she cleaned up the mess she went on looking for the human feet and witch powder. She could not find it so she checked up stairs. “Oh there it is”

She reached over and grabbed it and took it back to the spell.

As she walked over to the spell there was a piece of the vase still on the ground. She tripped and cracked the witch spell all over the ground. She also lost one of the human feet. But she was really wanting to use the spell so she just scooped up some witch powder and the one human feet and through it in. But ohh no from a pail white color to a green yuck color that cant come off forever.

Exercise song

Title: god's plan

This week my teacher gave our class a task to chose a well known song and remix it about 
the benefits of physical exercise Enjoy.

Original

Remix

God's plan, God's plan I hold back, sometimes I won't, yuh I feel good, sometimes I don't, ay, don't I finessed down Weston Road, ay, 'nessed Might go down a G.O.D., yeah, wait I go hard on Southside G, yuh, Way I make sure that north-side eat And still --------------------------------------------------------- Bad things It's a lot of bad things That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin' They wishin' on me Bad things It's a lot of bad things That they wishin' and wishin' and wishin' and wishin' They wishin' on me Yuh, ay, ay She say, "Do you love me?" I tell her, "Only partly" I only love my bed and my momma, I'm sorry

Cardio,,,,,,,, Vasclar Running is good for your heart. yea Running also makes you smart yea I  run down weston road. ay Might go down because i eat I go hard on celery. Yea way I make sure that im healthy   And still Good things it's a lot of good things like Stamina Stamina Stamina and Stamina in me Bad things there’s a lot of bad things like diabetes and cancer and ebola and ligma yea ligma on me. I say am I healthy I say oh maybe partly I only love my bed and my coke yea im sorry.

Benefits of physical activity

This week I got set a task to learn about the Benefits of physical activity 
                        And how much of an effect it has on your life.
                                                      Enjoy

Benefits of Physical exercise

Today I am going to be writing  about Benefits of Physical exercise and how it has a huge effect
on your life.

What does Benefits of Physical exercise mean? Benefits of Physical exercise means keeping
your body mind and muscles fit. It also helps your blood flow, body fitness, weight loss and
stress relief.

Did you know that exercise helps your muscles and also your mind.

Fitness can help your mental health example if you run a lot it can help your concentration, fear,
stress and anxiety. Sometimes pushing yourself is the right thing to do.

Another fact is if you do exercise regularly there is a low chance of getting cancer or diabetes.
Cancer comes randomly but if you do exercise there is a low chance of getting it. Diabetes is the
same but you can only get diabetes if you eat too much sugar.

Thanks for reading my writing hopefully  it made you get up and start doing exercise more often.
\ Remember exercise has a big effect on your life and on your heart and mind.